That’s like putting make up on a nigger

Something that doesn’t make any sense. Imagine coloring a black piece of construction paper.

Nick:That just doesn’t make any sense Adam.

Adam:I concur with your analysis. That’s like putting make up on a nigger.

by GFYMNIGGER October 9, 2021

Putting on my joker face

motorboating a woman's crotch while earning your red wings in order to get red all over your lips and cheeks so you look like Heath Ledgers joker

woman- ooh baby that feels good...what what are you doing?

man- (raising his head) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA putting on my joker face

by countmonster May 17, 2009

putting your tail between your legs

Running away in fear; embarassment; form of submission when looking for forgiveness or acceptance from someone or something of higher status than oneself

You were putting your tail between your legs when you were caught telling a lie.

by Charlene2008 April 20, 2008

Penis Puffing

A term for a cheap-shot in the world of wrestling, penis puffing occurs when one wrestler provides a powerful blow to the crotch of an opponent, and the impact causes swelling of the genitalia.

Fan 1: "Did you see Justin's match last night? Some guy was penis puffing him the whole round."

Fan 2: "Yeah, he must have one hell of a sore mutten dagger today."

by SwedishHotpocket January 13, 2009

not putting out

When a girl won't have sex.

This girl was not putting out, so we couldn't have sex.

by JohnnyBoySaing September 13, 2013

Did You Try Putting It In Rice?

Standard response to a seemingly impossible to correct mistake, based on the often said query to any type of mobile phone damage.

Dave "FFS I just reversed my new car into the car park wall and totaled the bumper"

Terry "Did you try putting it in rice?"

by Ben Armitage February 12, 2022

Putting Hands On

Act Of Domestic Violence Usually Cause By Alcohol .

Ike Turner Was Putting Hands On Tina

by Cochisè Lee May 4, 2020