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hussy demon purse

A wretched old woman's meaning of a vagina when she is over protective and crazed.

Gertrude Kapelput to Oswald Cobblepot: "You got tangled in some hussy's demon-purse!" Oh, Carol Kane, you're wonderful.
Gertrude Kapelput to Oswald Cobblepot: "You got tangled in some hussy demon purse!" Oh, Carol Kane, you're wonderful.
by yohnner October 29, 2014
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baby purse

A fashionably over-sized purse, which is large enough to hold a child in. And can possibly used to steal babies.
Let's steal a baby today!
Okay, grab your baby purse!
by K. Ca June 20, 2007
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stunt purse

A purse or handbag left behind in the work area of a female who has gone temporarily AWOL from her job, but who wishes to mislead co-workers into thinking she is still nearby. A stunt purse normally contains no personal effects of actual value, but may be stuffed with worthless items to give the appearance of being an actively-used accessory.
Wage Slave A: "Girl, I gotta know...how the fuck did you get away with taking a 3-hour lunch break yesterday?"

Wage Slave B: "AAHahaha, those dumb bastards in upper management always fall for the stunt purse trick! Now pass me that crack pipe before you burn your goddamn lips!"
by hecktor dangus, esq. May 5, 2008
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jail purse

Jail purse- The anus of a male or the vagina/anus of a female. Commonly used for storage of small items such as keys (to handcuffs) or small baggies containing drugs.
Cop1- Yo man, we just arrested this one girl. After we brought her down to jail they found 12 baloons of heroin that we didnt find when we searched her.

Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?

Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.
by Jack Sheldon November 10, 2008
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purse dog

a small dog such as a chihuahua that is often carried around in a purse or handbag by celebrities like Paris Hilton
In the movie "Legally Blonde" Reese Witherspoon had a purse dog named Brewster.
by Michael_Hunt December 9, 2008
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Pursie

A spacious vagina that is able to carry and/or conceal objects.
Good thing Tara stashed the coke in her pursie. Otherwise the cops would have hung our asses out to dry.
by RickyMcJiff September 3, 2010
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Security Pursuit

To suddenly get into a pursuit while shopping cart racing in a store, that involves heavy use of security guards chasing you in order to stop you from shopping cart racing.
1: That was a great race huh?
2: You bet! Oh shit, security guards! Hurry move MOVE MOVE!!
3: Hopefully they didn’t set up the Roadblocks by now. We can probably escape this security pursuit!
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
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