Puppet Legs

When a weightlifter develops his upper body to be heavily muscled, and never trains his legs which are inordinately undersized by comparison.

Jim: "Hey Steve look at that guido muscle head training his upper body for the 5th time this week. He needs to start training his legs."

Steve: "Well that's exactly why everybody calls him Puppet Legs!"

by Jasper LaPrizrak July 12, 2021

puppet fucked

This is when the puppet configuration management software automatically reverts your manual changes on a server because you forgot to shut it off.

Teich forgot to stop puppet on the webserver before he made changes and 15 minutes later he got puppet fucked.

by j$.devops August 18, 2016

Puppet Democracy

A "democracy" ruled by powerless figureheads secretly controlled by a minority, wealthy elite.

America is a puppet democracy.
or,
Fuck this puppet democracy, I'm moving to the Russian Federation.

by Alpha gee October 17, 2008

Puppet Penis

puppet penis

so use the old puppet penis. When your trying to impress somebody your attracted to, you tie a string round your cock and balls and thread the rope string through your clothes to your hand discretely connect it to your hand or finger. When your talking to the one you like move it sharply giving they impression off instant sexual attraction. tell the person your getting movement downstairs they will instantly look and you can master the movement of the puppet penis. Its an instant turn on and you can nick name your penis Pinocchio after all it does get longer.

by Mr C J GRAY July 3, 2019

Puppet Rape

An act in which sex is forced upon a puppet, either in order to fulfill personal gratification, or to end the life of said puppet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DD0pBgotC0

I'd say judging by the ruptured dorsal cavity, and the shattered interior ligaments, this was Puppet Rape.

by Detective Jammie December 17, 2008

Puppet Allies

Favoring a friend/ally even if it is against your will, for the reason of being retaliated or just for the sake of just showing other people that you are a real friend/ally.

eg. 1.

During World War II, there were some Nazi Puppet Allies that supported them because they are afraid the Nazi regime will punish them.

eg. 2.

Some people remained Puppet Allies to their friend even if their friend is at fault.

by Herbert RL April 20, 2010

Puppet legs

While being in a state of merry intoxication, the inability to control one's legs.

Sod me, I really don't think I should have had that tenth pint of beer and the bottle of vino collapso, I've got the puppet legs on and cant walk to get to the car.

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching August 10, 2010