penuminums

The short version for peanut m&m's.

Man I could really go for some penuminums right now!

by Golden Grapefruit January 17, 2018

puñuendo

A turn of phrase that at once is classified as both a pun and innuendo.

TP: Hey what time is Kek's boyfriend coming over to hang out with her?
JE.: I think around 10pm he'll be coming all over...ooooooh.
TP: Good puñuendo J!

by Joanovah October 4, 2007

pukum

An animal that is so cute you have to kick it in the face.

Cindy's chihuahua was such a pukum until I booted it across the yard field goal style.

by Schadenfreude September 25, 2015

punus

a pun that involes a penis or something penis related.

man 1 "Great to see some of that true Tory spunk coming back into politics. Well done."
man 2 "haha nice punus!"

by dave vos nov January 22, 2011

PunMister

A funny, smart, and wise individual with more than 500IQ at minimum. Someones life long dream would to be just like this individual. This wise being is known to be anti-bulli and pro-BlueJollyRancher rancher (as he should). Although very forgiving, he has no mercy against red jolly rancher supporters. If he doesn't act immediately with unimaginable punishment, just know he is planning it as you stand in front of your display. Every, last, breath...

He also lives on Pluto so that's a plus.

Kid: Red jolly rancher isn't *that* bad
PunMister: *bans kid and prepares torture fridge*

Kid: Let's ask PunMister a question, he's very wise and smart.
PunMister: ight

by PunMister April 20, 2020

Pulumptuous

A booty (typically belonging to a female) that is round, plump, and voluptuous, hence the name "Pulumptuous." You can tell if a booty is pulumptuous if it looks like a cherry.

Miss-spellings include: polumptuous, polomptuous, pulomtuous, pulumtious, and pulumptiuous.

Juan: "Man check out dat pulumptuous ass over there bruh!
Dan: "Yo that pulumtuous ass doe! NICE!"

by Ya Boy Percival October 27, 2014

punmanship

(n). The quality and/or smoothness of one's puns.

Elana has poor punmanship; she thought saying "My feet are sunburnt - tomaTOES!" was clever.

George: "Whoever served that wine did a pour job."
Michelle: "Wow, dude. You've got great punmanship."

by BurningWordsAlive666 June 25, 2016