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Punched Lasagna

A vagina that has been around the block a few too many times. Hangs kinda loose and probably had large sausage enter it and leave it dangling with extra skin that looks like a slice of lasagna turned upright. Can fit anything in there and will need larger and larger to get any feeling.
That chick has had a lot of boyfriends, her VA-JJ probably looks like a punched lasagna.
by GreedyGoblin August 9, 2020
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roll with the punches

when things dont go your way and you adapt to the changes and keep moving ahead instead of flipin out
Nothing ever goes my way so i just roll with the punches
by Mello Man December 2, 2004
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clock puncher

A clock puncher is someone at a job who is eagerly anticipating the end of the work day and will do almost anything to waste time, not do his/her work and then immediately leave at the time they are supposed to, or immediately following the day's departure of their boss.
Mikey pissed the day away doing no work and then immediately left right after his boss did. What a clock puncher!
by C. Daley July 18, 2006
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kitten puncher

Kitten Puncher: another name for a lesbian. female who enjoys the pleasures of other women.
I had no idea that lisa was a kitten puncher. i accidentally walked in on her going down on Beth.
by fuckthathotass69 May 2, 2018
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tongue punched your moms fart box

forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom
What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"
by mocracy June 18, 2010
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roll with the punches

Copeing with and withstanding adversity by being flexible.

go with the flow
He didn't feel like fighting about the toy so he decided to roll with the punches.
by Swarsfanatic May 14, 2005
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