Punching the Clown

To grab your pecker and vigorously stroke it back and forth, almost to the point of rugburn. Also known as Roughing up the Suspect.

I caught Joe punching the clown while looking at a picture of Martha Stewart. Sick bastard.

by Naughty February 8, 2005

punching the munchkin

To simply put it,Masturbating. Applies only to men.

Bubba was caught in the closet punching the munchkin.

by Gunner H August 26, 2006

punching bag for dicks

A pejorative term for a female who is deemed sexually promiscuous.

My ex-girlfriend is a punching bag for dicks.

by Scott Steffens March 7, 2008

punching apricots

Another name for "tribbing" or "tribadism," the act of two women grinding their clitori (what is the plural for clitoris, anyway?) together to sexy results.

That porn got kinda boring after awhile because the women kept punching apricots, and you just can't see anything when they do that.

by Parkcow May 29, 2007

Punching The Clown

1.pounding your peter until it pukes

2.pulling your pud

3.spanking the monkey

4.slapping your shit

5.manipulateing your genitals

Jason got caught Punching The Clown by his mom.

by Kenneth L. November 3, 2005

Punching the chandelier

When a gay male or straight female is giving deep throat oral sex and the tip of the penis is hitting the uvula aka the punching bag in the back throat.

Karen was giving head to Senor Morales when she started to gag when his cock started punching the chandelier.

Peter was drunk one night and got horny to suck Steve's cock, so he went over to his house and began deep throating his cock when he started gaging due to Steve punching the chandelier.

by Jean Pierre Le Douche March 17, 2009

punching the midnight squirrel

THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).

NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.

by @The Hojer December 8, 2015