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by UFC’s hj& June 7, 2018
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TK penality

TK Penality is the phrase "Team Killing Penalty" shortened down to get it out to other people faster. The "Team Killing Penalty" is a penalty given to a player when they kill their teammate in a game, whether it be accidental or on purpose.
Awww, Digi, you TK penality me.
by RyanTyanMyan February 6, 2019
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Pussiano Penaldo

Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit
"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"

"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
by ItzAri July 29, 2023
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Penalty for ocon

A phrase some F1 viewers have started saying when any incident happens on the track due to Ocon being abused by the FIA.

this in reference to the 2023 Bahrain GP in which driver Esteban Ocon picked up 3 driving infringement penalties in the course of just one race.

The joke now is that any incident that takes place should be a penalty to Ocon, the phrase is even more unfortunate now as of the 2023 Austrian GP, where Ocon received 30s of penalties for track limits.
Person 1: whoa Perez just pushed verstappen onto the grass

Person 2: 5s penalty for Ocon!
by BruhXDRoflLMAOLOL July 3, 2023
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penalty merchant

the definition of penalty merchant is lionel messi in the Qatar 2022 world cup
leo messi likes to teach his teammates how to dive in the pen area so he could preform his favorite football activity: penalty merchanting.
“i won the world cup with 7 penalties” -lionel messi
by cheettoz December 13, 2022
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Ghostiano penaldo

Ghostiano penaldo is an overrated portuguese player that do Statpads with penalty whenever he ghosted in a match.

Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.

Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.
Do you what how Ghostiano penaldo ghosted today?
by anonymous May 1, 2021
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Penaldo

Penaldo is an International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished
Girl Friend-"Our relationship is Penaldo"
Boy Friend-"What? Our relationship is finished?"
by Lolkumu October 17, 2021
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