pudmiser

A person with an insatiable craving for male genitalia. It is usually followed by an intense thirst for pud pudding that is rarely quenched. The term can refer to either a female (bimbo) or male (homo). In the high school yearbook, this person was probably awarded the title "most likely to suck seed". Put bluntly, it's someone who's a bit greedy with the cock.

That is going to be the last beer I have at this bar. The bartender with the goatee and the pineapple earrings has been eyeing me all night. Nothing against faggots and all but I don't want my Budweiser served by a pudmiser.

by Robb H. September 18, 2006

dumpster pumpster

When you've got your girl's legs up in the air, goin' at it with a fever, and it slips out of one hole and into the other, without skipping a beat.

Man, me and Barb was doin' the dirty, and I didn't even know that it was a dumpster pumpster until she started howlin'!

by indyjeepman July 30, 2017

Snake Eye Punisher

The act of sticking a pencil in a mans urethra in retaliation to sexual assault

last week i had to give a guy the ol' snake eye punisher

by NigerianDipstick March 23, 2023

Pussy Punisher

One who destroys pussy in their path leaving the punished begging for another round.

Holy shit, Sancho is the pussy punisher!!! He beats the hell out of it and bitches still come back for more!!!

by MMMelicious April 21, 2006

Purister

The notion of playing Spy in TF2 while pretending that your Will Smith and not wearing any clothes.

I am so like Purister so suck my dick!

by rowedere252 May 24, 2015

2 Inch Punisher

a really small penis that can't cum or anything, you might as well refer to it as a undersized pool noodle. Also usually found on a Nate Doge.

Girl: Why isn't your 2 Inch Punisher working?
Boy with 2 Inch Punisher: Don't you know? These don't work, maybe try with a Cade, that will be much better.

by Nate Doge August 29, 2019

2 Inch Punisher

The 2 Inch Punisher may be small but dont let your guard down... although its so small that immediately make women burst into laughter and make you question existence, it packs a mean punch or "punishment."

Chelsea: Did you know Arnell Williams has a 2 Inch Punisher?
Alaina: Ughhh yes but it its not called the 2 Inch Punisher for no reason. It destroys this coochie!
Chelsea: You mind sharing sis?! Josiah just has a 2 incher.

by Arnell caught simpin May 20, 2020