huffy-puffies

To audibly express upset or displeasure by passive aggressive huffing and puffing deeply to be heard but not actually asserting or verbalizing disagreement

Uh oh Karen begins me has a case of the huffy-puffies from my whispering during the montage in this movie.

by Drwklew May 9, 2020

pelfie

Poo selfie.
A photo of one's self taken whilst producing a number two on the lavatory. Also includes a shot of the product itself.

Jason: Lads check your Snaps...
Sam: Ha ha ha that's a wonderful pelfie; 9/10 for effort!

by You're an apple April 22, 2014

pelfie

A portmanteau of the word 'penis' and 'selfie'.

Girl 1: "He keeps sending me selfies"
Girl 2: "At least he doesn't send you pelfie snapchats"

by Ol' McDonald & His Farm April 12, 2014

pelfie

pictures of stuff or money, taken and then shared online, so people see and envy your property

When the new purse arrived in the mail, she opened the box then immediately snapped a pelfie to post on Instagram.

by jexidactyl July 6, 2014

Pelfie

a penis selfie

im gonna take a Pelfie

by ezria2326! September 16, 2015

pelfie

Penis selfie

I'm taking a pelfie of my penis for cancer awareness

by maheno May 6, 2014

puffiest chest

Anyone who possesses significantly elevated levels of testosterone in the muscle tissue of their chest.

The huge guy in the gym had the puffiest chest.

by the bestgreatestarrogant March 7, 2010