Shotgun Psychology

(amateur, erudite, hackneyed, novice, psychology, quasi-, sophist), a deceptive person who offers clever-sounding but flawed arguments or explanations.

I believe that I made assumptions based on shotgun psychology & now I do not know what to think.

by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010

Psychosomatic

adj. poor state of mind affecting the body. A great word to throw into songs.

Breathe with me

Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psychosomatic addict insane!
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psycho...somatic addict insane!

Come play my game
Inhale, inhale, you're the victim!
Come play my game
Exhale, exhale, exhale!

REPEAT CHORUS

Come Breathe with me
Breathe with me

REPEAT CHORUS

Breathe with me

REPEAT CHORUS

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

psychology

Psychology is everyone's major at some point during their college career.

Me: What are you majoring in? (Dont you dare say psychology)
Random Person: Psychology.
Me: OOOOH exciting.

by Cliff Whitty April 19, 2006

psychology

The section of Borders bookstore where all the porn is hidden, believe it or not.

Dude, have you been the psychology section before? There's a whole wall of erotica in there! You've GOT to check it out!

by Wail Halls September 20, 2006

psychomom

a mom who has yelled at someone's child thinking he was her own, has gone into public wearing at least one article of sleepwear, lost the point of her lecture to her misbehaving child and at times appears to lost her mind due to the most trivial issue i.e. what do you mean you need a dozen cupcakes tomorrow morning?

Dude, your mom is such a psychomom. She yelled at me for not wiping my feet.

by psychomommest February 4, 2010

Psychology

It's an interesting class to take for a semester, but anyone that majors in it is really just trying to figure themselves out. All the people with psych degrees are usually the most messed up, they think the more they learn the more they might figure out their own problems. Then they graduate, and tell other people whats wrong with them...it's healthy, I swear

Jack: How is your semester going?
Jill: It's so stressful, I have started throwing up all my food again, and I hate my family, and I hear voices, and I think I might have the ugliest nose on the continental United States.
Jack: What's your major?
Jill: Psychology! I'm going to help people someday!

by Updawg November 8, 2006

Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria

A condition suffered by a person who hears another person mention an illness of which they suffer and is determined to out-suffer that person.

Jane: God, I've got killer headache this morning.
Mary: I've got one too,I think it might be a tumor.
Dick:(It's not a tumor it's Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria)

by AmmoniaBinge May 7, 2010