Carl always works out behind the cardio machines. He loves watching the ladies workout and moisten up their yoga pant gussets with pucker juice.
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Seeing something so disturbing that your asshole shrinks.
Seeing something so disturbing that your asshole shrinks.
"I'll need an enema pucker after last night with Walter."
"Man, did you see that ugly chick? What an enema pucker."
"Man, did you see that ugly chick? What an enema pucker."
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A song involving a tongue twister.
John:
Person1: I bet you can't say this.
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I am only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.
Person2:
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant fucker's son.
I am only fucking pheasants 'till the peasant fucker comes.
Person1: I bet you can't say this.
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I am only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.
Person2:
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant fucker's son.
I am only fucking pheasants 'till the peasant fucker comes.
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Get the puckered starfish mug.The pucker factor is a scale by which someone can assign a numerical value,from one to ten,to an occurance or encounter that frightens or terrifies.
This describes the level of reaction of the sphincter during times of crisis.
NOTE:A Pucker Factor of 10 can only be truly achieved upon death or dismemberment.
This describes the level of reaction of the sphincter during times of crisis.
NOTE:A Pucker Factor of 10 can only be truly achieved upon death or dismemberment.
"G'damn dwarf came up on me in the dark,I thought it was that mean-ass dog for a second,gave me a pucker factor of bout 5.9"
NOTE: This happened to me recently.
"HOLY SHIT,that dude parachuted into a GAWDAMN ALLIGATOR FARM!"
NOTE:There is little doubt the parrachutist reached a PF of 10 easily,perhaps the entire way down.
NOTE: This happened to me recently.
"HOLY SHIT,that dude parachuted into a GAWDAMN ALLIGATOR FARM!"
NOTE:There is little doubt the parrachutist reached a PF of 10 easily,perhaps the entire way down.
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i was on my way to the call, but there was too much phuckery involved for me to even make it to the door
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