protester

A person who seriously engages in the hobby of protesting. They run around screaming trying to change the world by getting "them" to do the right thing instead of finishing college, getting a job, or running for office.

My last girlfriend was mad about the environment, the War, and animal rights, so instead of working she went to meetings with other angry protesters.

by drdavidcalling September 23, 2006

protesturbator

n. a person who likes to frequently participate in demonstrations in order to feel good about advocating some issue without really doing anything impacting

Geez! Those protesturbators have signs covering their walls from every rally they've been to.

by V4V December 19, 2008

submarine protestant

A Christian/Protestant churchgoer who only surfaces for church services on Christmas or Easter.

Bob finally showed up at church last Easter Sunday. He is a submarine protestant!

by John Mulshine September 17, 2007

Protestantism

Fucking Cringe

"Protestantism is fucking cringe"

by TheSharpestTool July 29, 2020

antiwar protestor

a war protester is simply someone that protests war. it doesn't necessarily entail being an atheist, anarchy, a stoner, or a hippie as many of the other people have implied.

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Protestant Reformation

A movement started by a man, Martin Luther, who thought he knew better than 1500 years of theologians and Church teaching.

Person #1: Who was the antisemitic, sexist guy who broke away from the Catholic Church, starting the Protestant Reformation, and thus single-handedly destroyed Christian unity?

Person #2: Martin Luther.

Person #1: Oh.

by Wyatt Edwards February 19, 2009

protestacular

A spectacular protest

This magic show will be a protestacular!

by The Real Matt July 8, 2007