A prostitute who has a beard
Matt: Did you see that one prostitute?
Bill: You mean the goat one?
Matt: Yeah, she was one goat prostitute.
Bill: You mean the goat one?
Matt: Yeah, she was one goat prostitute.
by Blake Chastain December 30, 2008
Get the Goat prostitute mug.a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.
similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.
shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.
shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
by sheepmeeper January 9, 2012
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A mad lady who likes to have sex in water or with trees in the winter . Better watch out for these, might get harassed.
by 69ordoggystyle December 4, 2018
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Get the Pro bono prostitute mug.An individual who teaches, either by example or coercion, the proper way to sell one's body and sexual services for money.
Usually the prostiTutor is a pimp but can sometimes be an older, more experienced hooker and lessons include (but are not limited to) the most effective ways to attire one's self, proper sexual technique and financial management.
The most successful prostiTutors tend to be appreciated by their student's clients, but the students usually require more persuasion. Effective prostiTutors have many methods of earning their students respect, but most often provide drugs free of charge until such time as the budding street-worker becomes addicted and cannot afford to pay for their habit.
Though prostiTutors and their students are usually considered by mainstream society to have come from poverted backgrounds, it is not necessarily the case.
ProstiTutors can be high-tech, and have been known to find prospective students on the internet by targeting users of such social networking sites as MySpace, Facebook or Twitter. In fact, the internet has given ProstiTutors the ability to recruit young people not just from poverted backgrounds, but from a broader spectrum of society.
Usually the prostiTutor is a pimp but can sometimes be an older, more experienced hooker and lessons include (but are not limited to) the most effective ways to attire one's self, proper sexual technique and financial management.
The most successful prostiTutors tend to be appreciated by their student's clients, but the students usually require more persuasion. Effective prostiTutors have many methods of earning their students respect, but most often provide drugs free of charge until such time as the budding street-worker becomes addicted and cannot afford to pay for their habit.
Though prostiTutors and their students are usually considered by mainstream society to have come from poverted backgrounds, it is not necessarily the case.
ProstiTutors can be high-tech, and have been known to find prospective students on the internet by targeting users of such social networking sites as MySpace, Facebook or Twitter. In fact, the internet has given ProstiTutors the ability to recruit young people not just from poverted backgrounds, but from a broader spectrum of society.
Misty: "I wish I had your pimp, mine never gives me any spending money..."
Tanisha: "I got lucky, he's been the best prostitutor a ho could ask for, and hardly ever smacks me around..."
Tanisha: "I got lucky, he's been the best prostitutor a ho could ask for, and hardly ever smacks me around..."
by Sunshyne Lollipops February 3, 2010
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Jon: No way man I'm not a food prostitute
Jon: No way man I'm not a food prostitute
by falcon1823 June 2, 2010
Get the food prostitute mug.The act of receiving pancakes as payment for sexual favors instead of cash.
Most common and preferred pancakes come from the International House of Pancakes (IHOP)
Most common and preferred pancakes come from the International House of Pancakes (IHOP)
Man: "Hey sexy, I'll give you $20 if you give me a bj"
Women: "I don't want your money, I'm a pancake prostitute take me to IHOP for a short stack and you've got yourself a deal."
Women: "I don't want your money, I'm a pancake prostitute take me to IHOP for a short stack and you've got yourself a deal."
by trialsbyfire September 10, 2011
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