promoser

n.; portmanteau of "promoter poser"; one whose chief technique for attracting members of the opposite sex (or the same sex, for homosexuals) is to pretend to be nontrivially connected to the venue in which he/she is presently in; other popular pretends are owners, owners' relatives, managers, public relations, vice presidents, disc jokeys, and photographers; may be pronounced as either rhyming with "poser" or "loser"; c.p. promoter

John: ladies, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just want to say how beautiful you are all looking and how honored we are to have you frequent our humble establishment
Allison: aw, you're so sweet. can I have your number so I can call you?
Arianna: don't bother, he's just a promoser, I saw him paying at the door

Owner: alright i dont want to see no fights tonight...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no vomiting...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no people sneaking into VIP, people not paying cover...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no fat bitches, ugly bitches, bitches who have wrinkles on their faces...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no hooking up on my dance floor, eating girls out on my bartop, bodily fluids on my couches...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...or drunk people pissing in my drinks. but LEAST OF ALL, I don't want to see no promosers up in my joint
Security: yes sir, if we find we shall exterminate

by language_sentinel August 25, 2005

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Dyslexicly proportional

xy is dyslexicly proportional to yx.

The law of dyslexic proportionality states that any numbers or letters that are directly transposed can be constituted as correctly documented based on the leeway of human error.

Student: While reviewing the results of my math test I want to prove that my answer is dyslexicly proportional to the correct answer.

Teacher: Really; what do you mean by dyslexicly proportional?
Student: Yeah, look; my answer was 53 & the correct answer is 35.

Teacher: I see your point; I’ll give you full credit for this.

by Tom Stillin November 9, 2012

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knock the props out from under

knock the props out from under (someone/something)

- destroy someone's confidence,
- destroy someone's emotional/financial/moral base

Adam will knock the props out from under Susan if he criticizes too much about her work

by cdawg543 February 23, 2008

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Nacogdoches Proposition

The act of receiving a blumpkin whilst delivering a Cleveland Steamer; in other words, getting a blowjob while taking a dump on a woman's chest.

Whilst dropping a Cleveland Steamer on his date's chest, Max was shocked when she started giving him a blumpkin - the Nacogdoches Proposition at last!

by 4E4 August 31, 2011

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Propofol

A short acting sedative hypnotic used in short procedures and minor surgeries. It is God's gift the patients. It usually causes minor stingy at the injection site but this is of little concern because A) Your usually pumped up on either diazepam or midazolam or B) By the time you go to brush off the stingy with your hand your already being deeply sedated. Apon awakening of it you feel refreshed, as if your sole was gently removed and stroked and messaged by angels, you don't care that nurses are poking and prodding you just enjoy yourself. Contrary to its effects it is NOT to be used as a sleep agent as it doesn't put one to sleep it puts one in a coma. It is also a very dangerous drug if not used by a trained anesthesiologist as it depresses the CNS....do not abuse this drug no matter what you will simply stop breathing and die.

Anesthesiologist: Count down from 10, this might burn a little
Patient: 10, 9, 8, hey that b......*Goes into deep coma from propofol*

by diprivanman May 23, 2010

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