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Touche (Pronounced 'toosh')

1) The act of ejaculating, usually in a celebratory fashion.

2) The product of ejaculation.

Not to be mistaken for Touché (too-shay)
Touche (Pronounced 'toosh')

I would show you my test grade, but I touched all over it when I saw it.

Oh my god, this food is making me touche.

Have you cleaned all the touche off your walls yet?
by The Touchemaster February 4, 2010
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Pronound

A thought or ideals so great that it is seen through time and space by all people.
Richards Pronound thoughts of the ever evolving world are so true.
by Sebedah January 21, 2010
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Lila (pronounced Lilla)

Lila is the girl who will always be honest. Not only does she suck at lying, but she would never steer wrong.

Lila Is also “the mom” of the group. She’ll always have a spare tums or aspirin when you most need it. And will always make sure you’re safe.

More than anything, she’s always down for a rant about your day, or she’ll help you make an important decision about boys/friends etc.

you can always count on Lila to be there for you. Lila is your bff forever
Lila (pronounced Lilla), do you have hand sanitizer?
by BroccoliMagic December 27, 2019
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have (pronounced: hay-v)

to hate/love someone to the extent that you desire to punch them in the face then kiss them. an often conflicting emotional attachment to a person that allows you to be royally fucked by them because you love them, and as a result, you want to destroy them.
"rocky, i have (pronounced: hay-v) you so much i want to slap your mouth then kiss it!"
by white trashley July 16, 2006
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PADOTs (pronounced padote)

PADOTs, commonly used as a synonym for chode, serves multiple other jobs in sexual literary works. The most common, is the acronymous saying of Passive Aggressive Dismissal Of Thought (and or actions) involving felation and fornication.

PADOTs can be characterized best by the consistently defected faulty y chromosome, found within the male species. There have been seldom spotting of PADOTISM within the female sex.
PADOTs (pronounced padote) in the noun form, PADOTATION, has often occurred when two people male and female engage in the risky sutra position known as the inverted alabama crab slammer. (see link) The women's gymnast like efforts as she is plays the role of masochistic beauty while the male (with a skewed perception of dominance) plays beast as he penetrates the female while playing the latest release of assassins creed or braid

"what your PADOTs don't know don't hurt him"

"Quit sticking that chodious PADOTEous beef in my spicy taco shell, and don't even think about squirting the hot sauce"

"totes PADOTEs"

"PADOTEs on the reg"

"PADOTEsfest 3000"

"PADOTEsville, USA zipcode 43210chode in my node"
by Tan-Tric and The Appointment January 6, 2010
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Prowned

You got prowned!
by RON THE PROWNER July 25, 2009
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V Reg (pronounced: V Rej)

Referring to a car number plate, the V stands for virgin. If someone is a V Reg it means that it's quite obvious that they are a virgin as it is "written all over them" like a number plate.
Dude no wonder you've never got laid, you're such a V Reg
by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005
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