Fred, two fingers in Meredith, and realising his thumb was lonely, decides to go for a 3 pronged fork and immediately and painfully 'digs his own hole' with his thumb.
by Fredster C June 14, 2008
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by ra30 September 18, 2012
Get the pornered mug.While wandering on the beach one dark and stormy night, Nathaniel was attacked by an unknown multi-pronged crustacean leaving him with two less toes and a punctured gallbladder.
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Bob and Tim got in a fight, Bob poggered Tim with a right hook
He poggered that football!
Bob and Tim got in a fight, Bob poggered Tim with a right hook
He poggered that football!
by Noizeboy August 5, 2009
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Get the Plungered mug.When a particular individual has ingested more alcoholic beverages than their liver can process, rendering them incapable of any kind of discernible speech and/or the ability to stand by themselves.
"Did you see wee Tam last night?"
"Aye, he was absolutely plungered! We took him home in a wheelbarrow we found and dumped him at his front door"
"Aye, he was absolutely plungered! We took him home in a wheelbarrow we found and dumped him at his front door"
by Wezzler December 30, 2013
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