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nightclub promoter

An absolute bellend who has an iced gem a hair cut. Usually has a worse tan than Madge from Benidorm. Can only handle one treble and thinks "he can pull birds". Infact he couldn't pull a muscle. Puts "top pouter" on his CV. Goe to the local to order a lime and soda. One word to sum up a night club promoter? Cunt.
Josh is a nightclub promoter now? Wow he must be a total cunt.
by mehh1246 March 20, 2014
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promasterbating

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.
by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008
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HEAR-a-prompter

A HEAR-a-prompter is just the opposite of a "tell-a-prompter" - and is needed by those who are in leadership - or those elected to represent citizen's desires.
Q) How could the greatest orator of all times not explain what he means or convince his "followers" to agree with him?

A) Maybe it was his union screen-writer's fault, or maybe he needs a HEAR-a-prompter - so he can do what his constituents have been TELLing him to do... for a "CHANGE"...
by op_position November 7, 2010
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Primster

A formally accepted and highly traditional shorthand for "Prime Minister"
David Cameron has just won a second term as primster
by internetguy556 May 14, 2015
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prompter

A camera with a specially angled glas pain in front, as well as a screen (mostly) to the bottom of the screen. This allows the person in front of the camera to read a message while looking into the camera - making the audience think that they’re being looked at directly.
The host presented today’s news - seemingly knowing all by heart, he read them off the prompter.
by Tinkerlego May 17, 2019
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Prompter Preacher

All television on-camera news personalities that pontificate and deliver pious news messages or tragic stories with a sober look and serious tone in their voice. They are not the writers of the story but simply the messengers of guilt to the camera.
That tv anchor seems humbled by the drought's impact on the Somali people, but really he's nothing more than a prompter preacher.

Did you hear all the prompter preaches today? They're all saying that higher taxes on me will somehow solve all the country's problems.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
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prosterous

The Action in which one is simply better
Chad is prosterous at Science, he has a massive cock too.
by Prosteroues March 29, 2021
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