Promposal

A combination of the words “Prom” and “Proposal” used when one is going to ask another to prom. Some get “promposed” with grand gestures, or just a note or face to face asking.

Blake: “Should I do a grand gesture or a letter for my promposal to Sarah?”
Erin:”A grand gesture! I know Sarah loves those!”
Blake: “Thanks Erin, you’re the best”
Erin: “No problem, bud”

by moto moto likes u March 10, 2019

Promosexual

When you are gay for a limited time only

But i thought you are gay!" "Nah man i'm promosexual, i only liked men for a limited time

by TreCoolness December 4, 2010

promosexual

a person who decides they would rather not have their identity defined by their sex lives

Clara isn't homosexual, heterosexual, or bisexual, she is simply promosexual.

by olivia G. June 27, 2006

Doughnut Proposed

To offer a girl a dougnut. If she eats it, then you are considerd Doughnut Married.

Dude, that guy just doughnut proposed!

by thingsthatgoboom October 25, 2010

Promosexual

The person on your online marketing team constantly promoting coupons as the best marketing tactic ever.

Bob's idea was to offer customers an extra 20% off. Again. He is such a promosexual!

by jkrule September 15, 2011

Promosexual

A person who hits on cashiers or store employees to get a deal.

Male Promosexual: "Oh hey, your hair looks beautiful today, do you have any coupons I could use for this?"

Female Promosexual: "Your biceps are so big, can you give me your employees discount?"

by DangerFinger March 5, 2015

Promposity

1: characterized by excessive promptness or exaggerated promptness; pretentious: she was a staff member who gloried in arriving exactly on time.
2. Full of prompt replies or phrases; bombastic: a prompt, loud and rushed proclamation.
3. Archaic Characterized by promptness or excessively accurate horologistic displays.

Her Promposity gets us down so much we’ve considered altering her clocks.

by Snowied September 19, 2019