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proshous

The unabreviated version of "prosh", meaning "yutes" or so fucking cute you just can't stand it.
That pup is so fucking proshous i just have to soft cronsche him!!!
by mrsnickerdoodle December 29, 2007
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Poolhouse Gang

A group/organization of best friends who use their friends poolhouse to get high and drunk while hiding from the owner's crazy ass mother. Usually leads to a lot of home made baking and epic meals.
A-I wonder what our son is doing in the poolhouse all day with his friends.
M-I would like to find out but I dont really care.

A- It's funny, cause they always leave the pool house much more happy than when they entered.

A- IM GOING TO CALL A BUNCH OF RED FLAGS WHEN OUR SON LEAVES THAT POOL HOUSE with his "poolhouse gang" members
by The Big Tree November 2, 2011
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Promosexual

A person who hits on cashiers or store employees to get a deal.
Male Promosexual: "Oh hey, your hair looks beautiful today, do you have any coupons I could use for this?"

Female Promosexual: "Your biceps are so big, can you give me your employees discount?"
by DangerFinger March 5, 2015
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Prompous

Some examples of prompous are

ex: that girl is a prompous

ex:a hand sanitizer “ayyy let me use ur prompous”

ex: a nasty scent “u smell like prompous”
Can u go u smell like prompous it’s not cute
by ava manikis November 4, 2020
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Promuse

promuse
/ˈprɒmju z/
/pro-myuze/
noun

1. a false declaration of assurance that something will surely happen or someone, usually themselves, will surely do something.

verb

1. to falsely assure that something will definitely occur, or will definitely be done by someone, usually themselves.

Promuse is intentionally misspelled to make it look as if you're trying to say promise, but since the definition has been set to a lie, you're no longer lying and you can now assure your friends that you "promuse", while you don't really promise something and you don't lie either.
Person 1: "I don't believe you! Promise me."
Chad: "Okay, I promuse."
Person 1: "Alright, I believe you."
by ThePromuseGuy June 16, 2021
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poofhouse

A poofhouse can be of any gender, the term is often labeled onto someone who is a slack as person who doesn’t get around their mates and never wants to do anything.
they are also very soft

it’s just another word for a pussy
“coming for a beer mate?”
“nah dinner with the mrs”
oh you bloody poofhouse”
by Wood Duck March 10, 2022
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prochoose

v. remain the same in the number or amount of something
Friend: Hey! I heard that your favorite university is going to have a lot of applications this year, right? That may be really competitive for you!

Me: No, the number of applications prochooses this year, so no competition here, you read some bullshit I guess.
by ybnzl July 1, 2022
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