projectile diarrhea

Much like projectile vomit. In most average cases shit comes flying out of one's ass at 5000 miles per hour and rips your ass cheecks off, therefore leaving you assless for the rest of your life, unless the ass fairy comes in and creates new ass cheecks out of chicken fat for you.

Daniel had projectile diarrhea once and now he has no fucking friends because he smells like shit, fo shizzel!

by MaikuKitton September 27, 2006

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projectile asshole tornado

When a fart emerges with such power and velocity that it can destroy and level all man-made structures within a wide radius.

His recent projectile asshole tornado was mistaken for an actual weather event by the National Weather Service when it virtually devastated an entire small midwestern town.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

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Projection

A sociological phenomenon where members one group of people accuse members of another group of feeling or acting in a manner that they themselves are engaging in, often to divert attention from their own behavior . It is particularly common among groups living with high levels of fear or resentment.

When party leaders accused their opponents of voter fraud, it was all just projection; because in reality they were working to rig the election behind the scenes.

by CGST November 28, 2016

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penile projectile

Ejaculation, urine, or anything that launches out of the penis.

Look out! My penile projectile is about to land in your coke!

by Jeff Thompson May 16, 2006

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projectile therapy

To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.

I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.

by jholler December 24, 2008

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