Procter

A random person also known as twatface

OMG YOUR SUCH A PROCTER

by Lone19202020 June 28, 2008

Please-Proceed-In-Restating-Your-Words

MY way of saying "Hey, ummm... I can't understand what you are saying, you should... ummm... say that again?"

But my way is super cool!

"Hey! Oobachookaloomakooba!"

"Please-proceed-in-restating-your-words!"

"Oh, I said ooba chooka looma kooba!"

"O...kay? Thanks!"

by Veronica Erickson January 29, 2009

pootered

When you are smoking weed and your bowl runs out of smokable weed, and there is only ashes left

dude, pack a new bowl. this one is pootered

by harry rich January 27, 2010

Pottered

When your roommate and friend who handles the utility money, rent, and security deposit steals it and uses it for their own and then you get evicted and they don't pay you back.

You move in with you friend who supposedly owns a house. You pay a security deposit up front to him and then a year later when you get evicted because your friend who supposedly owned the home hasn't been paying any of the bills you were giving him rent and utility money for every month you also find out he was stole your security deposit then you just got Pottered.

by GoldMitus June 27, 2010

procterian

belief that god is an asshole

I don't know how anyone could read the bible an not think that god is an asshole. maybe they know he is, and everyone is procterian and accepts it

by Sir_Handel June 13, 2016

Getting Portered

The act of being fist fucked without lube and mural consent, while your ears are bleeding from the sounds of concrete being jackhammered.

I'm really Getting Portered by my boss today with all the shit work he has given me.

by Mick 541 May 10, 2018

Master pratered

Getting sent dem titties or scrumptious ass on Snapchat, screenshotting them and blocking person afterwards

Jeff:”I added a hottie last night”
Bob:”oh yeah, did she get master pratered”
Jeff:”hell yeah bro”

by Pope Prater March 18, 2018