Procrastercising

Verb

to defer or delay much-needed exercise.

I had a fitness test on Monday, but never fully prepared. I spent the last month procrastercising.

by rogerthewhale October 14, 2011

Procrasterbate

When there is something you had wanted to, planed, or needed to do, but against your better judgement, you spent the time materbating.

I was going to use my only free time today making an Urban Dictionary entry, but all I inevitably did was Procrasterbate.

by Jeo58 October 9, 2008

procrastenacious

The ability to postpone responsibilities well beyond the inevitable consquences.

"Bill was arrested for his back taxes, huh? That's what I call procrastenactious."

by The Marmot November 10, 2004

Procrasterpiece

A phenomenon commonly observed in students when they wait till the absolute last moment to work on an large project, rush to complete it, and eventually produce a work which blows any project completed early and planned well out of the water.

Student 1: I stayed up till 6 in the morning to complete this frickin' project. It better turn out good.

Student 2: No worries, I did that before and it turned out to be a procrasterpiece.

by Pladd April 22, 2011

Procrasteating

To procrastinate by eating

Person 1: I don't want to do my homework. I wonder what there is to eat?

Person 2: Stop procrasteating and get back to your work!

by luckybon October 25, 2012

procrasterbang

v. One step up from procrasterbating, procrasterbanging is sex for the purpose of putting off work that needs to be done.

"Hey man, I had this paper due today but my girlfriend came over last night." "Yeah, gotta procrasterbang sometimes."

by green potato September 2, 2012

procrastercizing

You could finish your paper, or you could go on a run instead. It's not wasting time if you're working out, right?

I spent the last hour procrastercizing. Now I have to procrastershower and the procrastereat. THEN I'll get back to my homework...as soon as I'm done procrasturbating.

by Hulie May 7, 2013