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Procrastibating

I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.
by Jabbing May 2, 2014
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procrastiwanking

The use of masturbation as a form of procrastination, a particularly common practice among students.
'I was going to revise it yesterday but I gave up after 3 pages and had a cheeky procrastiwank'
'My flatmate has an exam tomorrow but I'm pretty sure I could hear him procrastiwanking last night through the wall'
by procrasturbator June 5, 2016
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procrastifaking

the act of someone who's always late shows up on their usual horse manure reasons or excuses
I wonder what Dylan's procrastifaking ass' excuse is gon be this time 🙄
by know buddy September 22, 2020
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procrastibating

verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.
"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."
by Malacanadian July 12, 2012
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procrastibating

The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation
I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.
by jewboy89 May 15, 2013
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Procrastibating

To put a hold on whatever your going to do by masturbating
I really really need to clean my room but i cant stop "Procrastibating"
by jayanator May 10, 2011
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Procrastipacking

Waiting until the last minute to shove random clothes in a bag before going on an extensive trip.
Sally's mother was upset because she was procrastipacking 30 minutes before they had to catch their flight to Guam.
by dinosaurusus August 22, 2011
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