procrasterbation

Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate.

Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"

Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"

by ShooterXL May 31, 2006

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when instead of getting things done you mastebate

Dude, I had to turn my paper in late due to procrasterbation.

by jamesr669 December 28, 2009

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procrasturbation

Wanking when you are supposed to be working.

Tim never did his homework and eventually failed chemistry due to his constant procrasturbation when he was supposed to be studying.

by Jurmajesty December 7, 2007

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The act of masturbating simply because you are putting something else off.procasterbation is most commonly found when students are doing research or other homework on their computer.

Random Student:"Yeah i just got assigned this huge english paper for monday, but i'm probably going to end up procasterbating the whole time"

Ted: All that procrasterbation over the weekend really messed me up for his week's exams"

by Swazylandish October 19, 2010

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1. noun
To procrastinate by means of masturbating.

2. noun
To procrastinate while masturbating.

1. I still have to write this eulogy, but I just keep procrasturbating all night.

2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.

by Spirit_Stiff December 15, 2007

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Round my way, it means you keep putting off masterbating, ie you keep procrastinating on your masterbating.

Guy: Ya I was gonna free willy and do my best automatic sprinkler impression but then I got distract... ooh look! a nickel! (..and thus another successful procrasterbate)

by Seatthell July 28, 2011

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