prickermelon

adj.

an insult evoking the likeness to a watermelon made of penis. delicious perhaps for some, but generally thought of as spoiling a delicious summer treat

in conjuction with the term dicktree, the word can be used to describe a man and his son who are both very annoying or mean (this suggests that prickermelon is the natural fruit of a dicktree)

That prickermelon just cut me off!

That dicktree cut in line because his little prickermelon was whining about waiting!

by GroggyWanderer June 7, 2009

Plockers

Usually used when you have nothing else to say.

Person A: I'm off to eat today
Person B:....
Person B: Plockers

by KyTheRat June 19, 2020

pocker

The insertion of two fingers in the vaginal section and two fingers in the anal section. Much more powerful compared to the Shocker.

I screamed as the exilerating massage of the pocker left me wanting more.

by www.GarrettJames.com March 7, 2003

Pracker

The act of releasing gas from ones anus, which is usually accompanied by a foul smell. Can be used as an excuse or a weapon.

Sorry mom, I cant go to the reunion today, my stomach is upset. If you dont believe me, smell one of my anus farts.

Guy 1. Hey, get off my Beer
Guy 2. No way man, you lost it.
Guy 1. Ill Fart on you.
Guy 2. OK man take it.

by Steven Thompson March 8, 2004

procked

utterly fucked. Something that has had large damage done to it currently or in the past. can be both good or bad depending on circumstances.

that car that was wrecked then rebuilt is procked

I totally procked that chick last night

no money ?? man your life is procked

by prock12 November 4, 2013

proctered

the act of having your super-sweet sunglasses stolen

damn homie, sarah just proctered me. imma go beat dat bitch up ya heard

by arablazin February 10, 2008

Charlie Prockter

BIgmanting, coolest kid on the block

OOOh hes a bit of a Charlie Prockter. RAWR

by axob February 28, 2021