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Procasturbate

The act of delaying an orgasm whilst masturbating.
I could have came immediately but I procasturbated to savor the climax.
by Cow Boi March 7, 2018
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Procrasterbater

Billy is so lazy, he is a procrasterbater
by Thesexyelephant December 17, 2008
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procasterbating

When you wanna have a wank but you're to lazy too
Dude 1: F**K man, while jogging, I saw this hot chick running in front of me and I got so horny

Dude 2: So what did you do?

Dude 1: After my jog, I tried to wank but I ended up procasterbating
by Ragga man October 16, 2010
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Procrasterbate

It's when you are thinking about masterbating but instead of doing it right now you decide to do it later.
I can't wait to Procrasterbate tonight!
by Wildcat872 November 1, 2010
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procrasterbate

To procrastonate by masterbation
Yo did you get ur homework done ? Nah man I just procrasterbate
by bdkkc February 17, 2015
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Procrasterbate

The act of stalling or avoiding important tasks, and using the time to masterbate instead.
Did your brother make it to Dallas yet? -No, he PROCRASTERBATED all day, and missed every flight out!
by Beege the Great August 25, 2016
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Procrasterbate

When you have something to but instead of doing it you masterbate
Jimmy should've been working on his science project but he chose to procrasterbate instead.
by Nayweboom September 21, 2017
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