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peptalk privacy

Talking to self in a bathroom right before peeing, thinking you're alone, either stream of conscious, or words of encouragement. More likely done and less inhibited when drunk.
Guy: I thought I had some peptalk privacy, but I think my boss heard be talking to my dick.

Girl: Please stop talking to me.
by calvinke April 2, 2010
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privacy

privacy is slang for poontang aka vagina.
i like it when you touch my privacy. (from a da brat song)
by blissee January 1, 2006
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Internet Privacy Act of 1995

A fictitious regulation supposedly making law enforecement officials unable to persecute you for your collection of pirated videos. Started by internet media 'traders' to protect themselves against being reported to officals, it is now a euphemisim for no one really caring enough about your stash of bootlegged movies to do anything about it.
As Quoted From An Actual Trader's site:
"If you enter this site with intention to use the information herein to prosecute any person affiliated with this site, you are violating Code 341.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act of 1995 which stipulates that none may threaten my ISP or any other company hosting these pages."


Clueless Person: "Wait, I thought this movie wasn't out on DVD yet."
Trader: "No worries, I'm protected under the Internet Privacy Act of 1995."
by Oxymoronic Redundancy March 10, 2009
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terms of service and privacy policy

some shit no one reads but gets spam from all the time
by holeiotiktok.com February 4, 2020
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privacy

Wow, George W. Bush really fucked everyones privacy with the Patriot Act.
by Fuck W February 7, 2006
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Privacy Policy

An agreement set up between people to keep things secret. Are always broken, we don't knwo why they're set up.
Bob: HAHA! I just agreed to this privaacy policy but I'm going to violate it!

Kali: stfu I'm watching porn.

Bob: F U

Rest of CLique: STFU!
by theeclique November 15, 2003
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Privacy Cloak

Can be a kleenex, wash rag, sticky note, anything to cover the camera eye on the computer you are using to masturbate to porn on the internet "just in case someone is watching on the other end".
Joe used a privacy cloak while fapping to men with balls but he forgot to lock his door and I walked in on him.
by dirtmetal September 9, 2012
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