preschool dropout

Somebody so unbelievably dumb you swear that they must have dropped out of preschool.

5th Grader In 2010: "Justin Bieber's audience are all preschool dropouts! LOL!"

by E hates Q September 22, 2018

preschooler

People who are really short and/or go to preschool. Such as midgets or simply 4-yr-olds.

Kev: Whoa! Jamie is such a preschooler!
Al: Yeah, I know!
Both: *laughs*

by Al_the_destroyer May 29, 2010

preschool

Older than old school. Way x 10^6 back in the day.

Eric Clapton's records have always been kinda old school, but that latest joint is preschool.

by Jeff Stewart April 14, 2004

Jesus Preschool

The stereotypical, faith-filled pre-elementary school that most small town children went to, typically held in a church basement. Includes cheese balls, prayer before snack, and 100 toddlers singing "Away in a Manger" for the yearly Christmas performance. Not limited to Protestant (Methodist, Baptist, Lutheran, etc.) and Catholic locations.

Oh my gosh, you went to Jesus Preschool? So did I! Did you say *insert rhyming prayer here*, too?!

by maybelatergater September 5, 2016

drunk preschooler

When someone is particularly bad at something that should be done easily and mindlessly.

"You draw like a drunk preschooler ,Breanna."

by Mary-Anne Karein June 17, 2018

Smouldering preschool

When she's recieved too many loads that the children start screaming running from the preschool.

"I had so many loads coming out of me it was like a smouldering preschool"

by Mortariontyphus May 25, 2023

Preschool Teacher

Party animals that don’t actually do anything with the kids, they just sleep,party, repeat. Also they’re smokin hot

Man: I wanna be a preschool teacher when I grow up

Preschool Teacher: *passed out on the floor*

by BrokenShower January 19, 2019