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Premature Remotation

This action occurs while watching the DVR. As one fast-forwards through the commercials of their taped program, they accidently press play too soon--before the program has returned.
Declan fast-forwarded through the commercials of his favorite TV show, Breaking Bad, since he recorded it on his DVR.

While speeding by the ads at an alarming rate, he thought he saw Breaking Bad return and pushed play. Declan was wrong. He proceeded to do this two more times during the same commercial break. Declan needs to pace himself or he'll continue to experience premature remotation.
by WordSmithette January 14, 2013
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Premature exasperation

Becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.
When my parents found out I had been in an accident, my father's premature exasperation kicked in. He freaked out before hearing that some drunkard had rear-ended me at a red light.
by Jerry8675309 January 17, 2011
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pramp

Leroy's sucha pramp, he doesnt play WoW anymore.
by Christobal y Geronimo May 7, 2010
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premature evacuation

Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.
by csepulv October 4, 2007
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Premature e-drake-ulation

The tingly feeling you get from a drake-gasm without playing Uncharted, simply from seeing a Uncharted commercial, or a commercial with Nathan Drake in it
Dude i just had a full blown Premature e-drake-ulation
by NewAgeaOutlaw007 October 4, 2011
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preemptive pee

the act of forcing yourself or others to urinate in anticipation of not having another opportunity to do so for a long period of time.
Better take a preemptive pee before we hit the road.
by casadefox May 22, 2010
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Premarital handholding

It is the worst sin ever to be made. If you do this you will go straight to hell. Don't even try to hold the hand of another sex before marrying them. In case you accidentally do this, you must marry the person you committed this sin with or must kill yourself
bo: Hey did you hear that Josh and Libby were practicing Premarital handholding
go: Hell naw, that bitch must die in the underworld
by Chloe Hill November 17, 2019
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