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peanut cooch

A woman who stores peanuts in her vagina over winter. Usually collected by furry critters which disperse hair onto the vaginal region before crawling inside to hibernate.

Most notorious peanut cooch: Gwen Davis
"That's a mighty stanky peanut cooch ya got there Miss Davis."
"You need to tame that fucking peanut cooch to do tricks."
by k connols October 28, 2009
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peanut suprise

Getting a peanut halve lodged in your peehole after bangin a dirty lil barfly in her slutty ass without a raincoat.
After weeks of swelling and failure to piss, the doctor had informed me that I was the lucky recipient of a peanut suprise
by CraZy E July 11, 2006
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Preanka

Sexy ,hot, cool,awsomeat being herself true 2 herself , bad at lying . Cute ,awesome cheeks,lovable , helpful, sweet and romatic.beautiful inside and out has a great personally does not let other define her. Stands up for her self
Preanka is beautiful the way she is
by Suvip April 21, 2018
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Peanut Butter Party

The act of smearing peanut butter all over oneself and proceeding to have a 15 hooker gangbang.
I had a Peanut Butter Party last night and it was phenomenal!
by Cozy Cove Bunch November 8, 2008
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Peanut Grundle and Jelly

The sandwich resulting from applying copious amounts of peanut butter and jelly to the grundle, followed by wiping said peanut butter and jelly off with two slices of bread and consuming the sandwich.

While no true specifics are required, chunky peanut butter and Smucker's jelly are encouraged.
Thomas dared Ben to eat a peanut grundle and jelly sandwich for $50. Ben was hesitant because it was only $50, to which Thomas replied, "Dude, you get a sandwich too."
by tgbt February 7, 2009
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Government peanutbutter

The rough peanutbutter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the U.S.D.A.
There are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)It is supplied for needy families
2)It is supplied for needy institutions
3)You cannot spread this peanutbutter
4)You cannot lube a tractor with it
"Somebody, please help me...I cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutbutter!"
by truckintim87 March 29, 2009
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lost a peanut

verb: struggle or hassle trying to complete an action, understand, or achieve something.
I lost a peanut trying to find my French book.

She lost a peanut trying to figure what the idiot was saying.
by JisuMoose September 15, 2010
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