Skip to main content

Powerpoint Kid

a kid (usualy a male) that styles their hair all surfy-like thinking it looks cool, but usualy looks like theve stuck their finger in a powerpoint
"gee that kids hair looks crap" "did he stick his finger in a powerpoint?"
"look at that bunch of private school boys" "their all powerpoint kids"
by SeXiBeXi4EvA June 10, 2009
mugGet the Powerpoint Kid mug.

PowerPoint Professor

A PowerPoint professor is one whose lectures are predominantly based off of lifeless and recycled PowerPoints. These professors typically bring no vigor to class, they're just there to collect a paycheck. Class participation and engagement is also usually at a minimum or non-existent altogether. These professors can blow through tons of material in short periods of time with a swift click of a button, and usually refuse to provide a more narrow study guide for exams, usually falling back on "just go over my PowerPoints". Oddly enough, these professors are clueless about their performance despite their "Does anyone have any questions?" being met with nothing chirps of crickets.
Dude, don't take data mining with him, he's nothing but a PowerPoint professor. Trust me, he's been using the same PowerPoint since Microsoft invented PowerPoint.
by zerO_One June 3, 2018
mugGet the PowerPoint Professor mug.

PowerPoint Presentation

A media object, usually a videogame, that runs incredibly slow.
Person1s Macbook loaded Minecraft, only to have it run like a PowerPoint Presentation.
by buddy retard July 16, 2020
mugGet the PowerPoint Presentation mug.

Powerpoint Nazi

People who are obsessed with the formatting on a powerpoint slide and will constantly make changes discernible only to them.
"Lisa just asked me to re do the ppt slide the 15th time and this time to move slide number 1mm to the right , arggh such a powerpoint Nazi"
by V_K_Industries January 20, 2021
mugGet the Powerpoint Nazi mug.

PowerPoint Simulator

When a game runs so poorly you might as well be going through a PowerPoint.
I have so many mods installed on Skyrim that it might as well be PowerPoint simulator.
by Mr.Caids May 12, 2022
mugGet the PowerPoint Simulator mug.

death by PowerPoint

The phrase used to described the numbing sensation that accompanies a 30-slide briefing. Behind all the PowerPoint jokes are serious concerns that the program stifles discussion, critical thinking and thoughtful decision-making.
"Last year when a military Web site, Company Command, asked an Army platoon leader in Iraq, Lt. Sam Nuxoll, how he spent most of his time, he responded, “Making PowerPoint slides.” When pressed, he said he was serious."

"Despite such tales, “death by PowerPoint,” the phrase used to described the numbing sensation that accompanies a 30-slide briefing, seems here to stay. The program, which first went on sale in 1987 and was acquired by Microsoft soon afterward, is deeply embedded in a military culture that has come to rely on PowerPoint’s hierarchical ordering of a confused world."

"We Have Met the Enemy and He Is PowerPoint", Elisabeth Bumiller, New York Times, April 26, 2010
by Erik the Belgian URL April 27, 2010
mugGet the death by PowerPoint mug.

Death by powerpoint

When someone delivers a powerpoint so tediously boring that everyone ends up slouched over their chairs and desks, in a 'dead' fashion
'just got out of a lecture, looks like everyone in there suffered death by powerpoint'
by gafejaokdfpsa December 16, 2009
mugGet the Death by powerpoint mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email