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Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.
Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?
by MrFred0 June 27, 2022
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cross-town pounding

To gather yourself, your significant other, and three additional couples in a van and drive around town stopping at four random locations for sex. At the first stop, everybody gets out of the van and has sex somewhere at the destination with their own partner. At each of the three additional stops, everybody swaps partners with a different couple. By the end of the night, everybody will have had sex with four different people in four different places.
Lee: "My girl is really hot, but I wanna fuck your fiancee and those two other chicks, too."
Andrew: "Sounds good to me. Let's go cross-town pounding!"
by atrain007 October 15, 2012
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children punting

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.
I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.
by The Almighty Sackboy January 27, 2016
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Pounding Guy

Someone who used to hang with his friends on the reg but has lost touch with them because he has a girlfriend now. He sits at home with her all day and screens your calls.
Jean is a pounding guy now
by orlandobloomingonion November 8, 2009
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pounding mound

The protruding mound surrounding (and part of) a womans vulva.

*This term was coined at Doctor's Cave Beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica.
Hey, look at that one in the blue bikini, the one with the big pounding mound!
by Dietrich R. January 11, 2008
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pounding a tank

A: Man, last night i was caught pounding a tank! It was the best time i have ever had
B: THAT'S GROSS!
by Chester the child April 23, 2008
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pounding the muffin

Verb: A slang term used to describe intercourse.
"Hey! Did you hear Angel was totally pounding the muffin with Allure?"
"See Cody? He totally pounded my muffin!"
"I can't get Floyd to pound my muffin! It's infuriating!"
"Spencer will pound anyone's muffin."
by Ironwolf99 January 2, 2014
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