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tea potting

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act.
hey baby, did you wanna try something new tonight? yeah? i was thinking of tea potting
by evil bob August 30, 2006
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Tea potting

A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man
"I took my girlfriend for a curry last night. Tea potting all night long. So mate- dont ever use this teapot... "
by Marie Costello August 26, 2007
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Yoghurt-potting

When one male, after eating and enjoying a nutritious yoghurt, inserts said yogurt pot into his anus.

His male companion then inserts his penis and/or balls into the yogurt pot.

Note: this is definitely not gay!
Matty J and Deano have enjoyed a pleasant picnic on Hampstead Heath.

Matty J: Hey Deano, I've got this empty yogurt pot, what shall I do with it?

Deano: I know mate, let's try a spot of yoghurt-potting. It's definitely not gay!
by BruffandConlon June 12, 2013
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Potlong

A variation of the term NPC. Someone who has such a little effect they may as well be replaced by a traffic cone.
Jimmy does absolutely nothing, he is such a potlong
by CHRISTOPHER LIFVENBORG June 2, 2023
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Pepper Potting

Named after the army manoeuvre based on the principle of fire and movement. That is, firing and moving, often in pairs, with one soldier firing to suppress the enemy whilst the other moves either toward the enemy or to a more favourable position. Pepper potting in sex involves one or two males engaged in sex with a single female, whilst more wait and move in once the initial pair have shot their loads.
Gaz, Mikey, John and Simon were pepper potting Charlie the other night and she fucking loved it.
by pepperpotter July 26, 2010
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Plant Potting

When you shit in a girls mouth then stick your dick in as if you are planting seed.
He Stew, I plant potting your mum last night. She didn't even gag!
by matdex August 4, 2009
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marsh potting

An alternative to saying mosh pitting, sounds best when said in a heavy american accent.
'the show was moshoriffic - kids were marsh potting all over the place'
by Cockchoker May 31, 2009
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