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Poon tokens

Tokens received by a male while in pursuit of a female. Tokens can be rewarded by the girl you are in pursuit of when you execute down a successful action or phrase.

Similar to tickets being collected, saved and spent at Chuckie Cheese, the objective when in pursuit of a girl is to receive as many tokens as is necessary to obtain a prize.

There are some circumstances when one could save up hundreds of tokens, but still not be able to cash in a prize, while in other circumstances one could only need one or two, if any, tokens to cash in prizes. At times people walk away having earned a respectable amount of tokens but never getting a chance to cash them in.
I've been getting poon tokens from Jessica all week, I think I'm gonna get a chance to cash them in this weekend.

I told Katie that I volunteer that hospital and scored several poon tokens.

I brought my little brother to work yesterday and scored loads of poon tokens with the girls in my office.
by irishrugby13 September 24, 2010
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Ponsones

\pown-sew-ness\
n. the state of nirvana achieved after accomplishing multiple p'ownage.
v. the act of repeatedly p'owning someone.
adj. a word to describe one who is on a roll at one-upmanship, to the point that everybody else folds.
Sports commentator: "Number 88, how would you describe that spectacular victory?"
Number 88: "It's all ponsones, my man...all ponsones!"

The noobs decided to call it quits when the nerdy kid started ponsonesing them at Halo 2.

Nickarossi: "Just for that minor infraction, I'm gonna get ponsones on your buttocks!"
by Nickarossi August 6, 2007
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pogonophilia

The admiration or promotion of people, usually males, who wear a facial beard. From pogon, Greek for beard.
Used also as a term of disapproval for those who enjoy trials and tribulations and make a drama out of a crisis, from pogo stick.
A man who gives unqualified credibility to another who wears a beard is an act of pogonophilia.
Ideas excite and make anxious the man who suffers pogonophilia.
by The Last Bear February 4, 2008
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poonami

poo-nah-mee NOUN

1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).

2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.

Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).
1. (splash) "Whoa... poonami!"

2. "Poonami alert - do NOT go in there!"
by canoebrain November 9, 2012
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biscuit poisoning

the result of eating too many biscuits, characterized by swelling of the body; obesity
Wanda, you got biscuit poisoning--your ass the size of Texas.
by CrackerNoMore September 6, 2009
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poon gun

the weapon that is often used to slay poon...
"got a lighter"
"no but I got a poon gun"
by hoopstar August 19, 2008
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poon-trenching

The act of settling for the first girl (often grotesque) that speaks to you at a bar, with total disregard for the potential to achieve more attractive suitors. See also Vaginal Complacency
Joe's poon-trenching reached an all time high when he stood patronizing the 240 lb woman in the throwback Bullets jersey not 5 minutes after entering the bar.
by woodchipper April 29, 2008
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