Posiedon's kiss

When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.

Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.

Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch

by mighty meat wad September 19, 2018

posiedons powder

Cocaine

I got posiedons powder for the low low

by Thecoolestkidinschool May 31, 2019

Posiedon

1. a word used to force emphasis on a phrase

2. the greek god of the ocean

3. the god t-pain wants to look at him

4. michael phelps

POSIEDON, look at me, yeah

by CBFTREVVYTREV April 19, 2009

Posiedon's ball duty

The act of receiving the brunt posiedon's kiss primarily with one's balls. Often a side effect of constipation

Bro #1: Dude, I ate too many bananas yesterday and this morning experienced posiedon's ball duty!
Bro #2: Was it any good?
Bro #1: Weirdly yes...

by John Dictionary January 20, 2019

posibe

A word which is a manifestion of everything good in life. You can use it to describe, question or just plain animate your life! It will soon be sweeping the nation and coming to a spanglish dictionary near you.

Hey, you gonna come party with us tonight?
Posibe.

by Reeses March 29, 2005

posies

the things in your pockets when you circle around the rosie(s)

pocketfull of posies. duh.

by excuse you, i only speak superpower September 18, 2004

Posiden’s plunge

When you sit down on the toilet and your testicle plunge into the water.

Mother fucker! I just took Posiden’s plunge. How the fuck am I going wash my balls in the sink at work?

by RourkeEleven September 12, 2019