portsmouth

Full of Pikeys, a pathetic excuse for a town and football team, if you ever get the chance to go there, DON'T! The smell of fish hits you as soon as you enter. they're all little skates who think they have a good football team, well I have six words 'Harry and Jim, Red and White' YOu stupid skate bastards. You think that your TOWN, (not city like Southampton) is brilliant when infact it is a dump, even you fishy fucks know the best thing abbout your 'town' is the M27 out of it.

Impression of a skate: 'Hmm my caravan smells of fish, I know lets attack the police'. TARDS.

portsmouth by Ell is wicked March 12, 2005

Portsmouth

A small townish city along the South coast of the UK. Major thingy, harbour or whatever you want to call it. Home of the Spinnaker Tower, which I would definitely recommend. Just a good place to be, good shops!! :):)

And one more thing, the best footie club in the world!!!!!! PLAY UP POMPEY!!!!! :)

Shall we got to Portsmouth to see the best ever footie team at Fratton Park?

Yeah, sure mate!

Portsmouth by smileyfootballfan December 11, 2010

portsmouth

Portsmouth is the chav central of the south. Full of illiterate brain dead idiots who can barely string a sentence together. Raiding Asda on giro day for Value chips and burgers to feed to their truanting/stealing gippo kids.

Portsmouth
''Mush i goes down the pub to shant on me social''

portsmouth by Escape from here January 15, 2006

Portsmouth

Paedophiles (Gary Glitter, case in point)
Orgasiming With Fish (IE: Skate)
Racists (No explaination needed
Thalidomide Victims (No one is born that fugly)
Skate (Look it up)
Mother Fuckers (In the most literal sense)
Obese (The south is sinking for a reason)
Ugly Twits
The Shitist Team
Homosexual (Far to homophobic, must be hiding something)

Harry Redknap loves Portsmouth

Portsmouth by Someone Not From Portsmouth May 17, 2009

Portsmouth FC 

The best football team outside the top 4 and the best team on the south coast. FA Cup winners and Asia Cup Winners Respectivly, and Runners up in the Community Sheild. Thier Local Rivals, Scumhampton, Are uber crap and are on the brink of going down into the non-league.
Play Up Pompey. :)

1- I support Portsmouth FC.
2- Oh really? i support southampton FC.
1- Who?

Portsmouth FC by Pompey4life October 12, 2008

Portsmouth FC 

Portsmouth FC or Portsmouth Football Club, Is a small football team on the south coast of England managed by a fat ageing man. Portsmouth FC are also one of the most overated teams in Premiership Football with a team entirely made up of OAP's and rejects of decent clubs.
The team play their home games at Fratton Park, which resembles a recreation ground.
One of the main supporter chants of this club is
"Play up Pompey, Pompey play up"
This is commonly returned to them by the oppostion fans as,
"Fuck off Pompey, Pompey Fuck off"
Portsmouth FC spend each football season desperately trying to avoid relegation.

Guaranteed six points for all opposition of Portsmouth FC

Portsmouth FC by TWM July 1, 2006

Portsmouth, Ohio 

Portsmouth is a city in the U.S. state of Ohio and the county seat of Scioto County. The municipality is located on the northern banks of the Ohio River and east of the Scioto River in Southern Ohio. The population was 20,909 at the 2000 census.

I'm bringing Portsmouth, Ohio back!

Portsmouth, Ohio by BooyaOhiobit June 12, 2008