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Panda Portrait

A panda portrait is a photograph you take of yourself while on a bicycle. A bicyclist holds their camera out with one arm, and takes a picture of their own face, while on their bicycle, possibly while wearing a bicycle helmet.

I think this term can also be used for videos of one's self while riding a bicycle, in motion.

It may come from the idea that pavement is black, and the bike lane stripe is white. Panda's are black and white striped, just like bike lanes. Maybe the bicyclist stencil used to paint and mark bike lanes looks somewhat like a panda.
Check out my new photos from last week's ride. I took some great panda portraits!
by orangek November 25, 2009
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Potrait

To take a picture of ones self in a reflective object such as a mirror, window or car wind shield. Often practiced by young teenage girls while trying to show off to their other friends on facebook.
He did you see michelle's potrait on facebook ... she is such a bitch I was gonna wear the same dress.
by Jose Marichenko June 13, 2011
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portcity

portcity where its at
by spook_ nasty March 28, 2009
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Roman Portrait

When a guy is sleeping, and someone else (another guy) sticks his penis in the others mouth. He usually masturbates or cums. Then, he photographs his dick in the mouth and uses the photo as future disgust and embarressment toward the other.
At camp, Tim gave Patrick a Roman Portrait at night. He then embarressed him with it for the rest of camp.
by WoundedHeart February 19, 2009
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mexican portrait

When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style anal and his dick is covered in shit when he pulls out, he then slops his shit covered dick all over her back drawing whatever comes to mind.
I was fucking this one girl last night in the ass after having ate at taco bell and when I pulled out my dick was covered in shit, so I painted her a Mexican portrait.
by DementedBenny March 20, 2017
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milf-portrait

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face
Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.
by philologue August 14, 2011
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Portraitor

Self Image unhappiness that leads to heavily photoshopping photos of yourself, so you are a perfect version of yourself. The photos are to upload onto the internet so people that you meet think you look like these perfect images.
"I have made many new friends online and some have suggested meeting up in person. The thing is I am too ashamed to admit this openly but I am a Portraitor."
by sans-souci January 11, 2010
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