Porter

a guy that smokes a lot of weed and drinks a lot of mtn dew. he is always wearing something on his head. it's usually either a snap back or a beanie. he's sweet and has a crude sense of humor. he's also an emo kid at heart, and his room is filled with "scary" emo bands. he is the emo version of a Kyle.

"hey is that an emo?"
"no, that's a Kyle."
"actually, thats a Porter."

by totallynotcailey September 19, 2019

porter

A clumsy fuckhead who always makes the most stupid mistakes. A real thicc child. Also a real cutie who gives mad head. A porter's clumsiness is enhanced when their first name is Matt.

Guy1: "oh damn! I spilled my beans all over the floor"
Guy2: "bro that was such a porter move,"
Guy1: "I know I'm such a porter"
Guy1: "I still get bitches tho"
Guy2: "No you don't."

by porterlover123 February 11, 2020

Porter

A Newport cigarette.

"Lemme get a hit of that porter."

by GetAttaHere24 July 30, 2009

porter

An employee at a car dealership, usually relegated to the service department to wash cars or to the sales department to supervise the lot. Generally considered to be the lowliest position at an automotive dealership.

Those porters can't wash a car to save their lives.

by deloreanman14 February 13, 2007

Porter

The act in which you pull ur cock out of a chicks ass and you find that it has become a bloody shitsicle

Dude i just had the worst experience with a porter last night.
The porter i got from this chick smelled funny.

by Bloodstain September 9, 2005

Porter

A very small town. Great people.. Mostly. But that's about it. There is nothing to do. There's a park. Woo fun.. And two convenience stores that close at like 10 o'clock. Not very convenient. Has a small school, with only like 600 kids Pre-K thru 12...

Other than that, pretty sweet little town, but every town has its secrets...

Porter, Oklahoma

by xxtoxicxxchickxx October 16, 2011

Porter

A low unintelligent life form who uses Grammarly to spell hi he is the bro but is a bit of a saffa and cannot be trusted with ur mom anyhow he plays football is pretty tall and wears kyrie 2 but doesn't play basketball like what do u mean they are a basketball shoe like give em to me fam anyways porter is a mindless saffa

yo sup ma saffa brudda

yo is porter g

by GANGNIGA July 31, 2019