Portato

1. A potato that has gone thorough the process of teleportation.

2. A very very uncommon term for ones buttocks used only by people named Kameron.

1. Boy: Where the heck did my lunch go!? Girl: It must have been a portato.

2. Kameron: Son of @#$%&!!! The dog bit me in the portato!

by RedHerring1290 May 21, 2011

Portago

A name for a russian, usually an extremely ugly, bisexual guy who likes eating out old men and is plays basketball in his freetime.

Ewwww! Did you see that Portago?

by Portago564651 December 14, 2010

portalodillio

This is not a word. Why are you here?

You little portalodillio

by Somerandomdudeidon'tknow May 30, 2023

Portacocky

When you hitting it from behind knee deep in them guts and all of a sudden realize she ain't wipe right and now you got portapotty booty juice all over your cock. You got yourself a portacocky

Better wrap it up before she hit you with a portacocky.

by RackieChan June 12, 2023

Irish portapotty

When you tuck your trousers into your socks and shit yourself.

David couldn't make it to the toilet in time, so he made himself an Irish portapotty instead.

by ben8790 August 27, 2022

Jack portato

Stinks like poo cant drive and is built like a panda always is squinting hides in trees and stays in warm areas and is always aggressive when in your in its vicinity its slang word comes from the high mountains of Somalia where the villagers call it Jackyacks.

You are such a Jack portato

by Mr Gdem September 9, 2022

dubai portapotty girl

a specific type of sugar baby that fulfills the extreme sexual kinks of wealthy men in dubai, often being flown in from other countries to fulfill these acts. the term originated from a video of an influencer consuming fecal matter from a portapotty for a scat kink.

yeah, she's definitely a dubai portapotty girl.

by therealrobin April 5, 2024