by pisspants69_ January 11, 2023
Get the Porta Vilamug. A term used by heroin addicts to describe a porta-potty in which better suits heroin addicts for a private place to cook up a shot of dope and shoot up in privacy while on the go!
More so than a private place to take a dump!
More so than a private place to take a dump!
Junky: Wheres the best place I can bang my dope in privacy?
Wise Hobo: You can always try the Porta-shooter at the playground!
Wise Hobo: You can always try the Porta-shooter at the playground!
by Ivan S Tessmer January 24, 2013
Get the Porta-Shootermug. A play on the term Porta-Potty. We all like to have things we need and enjoy wherever we go, sooooo a Porta-Hotty is an incredibly realistic and HOT blow up doll (male or female...yes, I'm a fagalong) This "doll" would have "hot" parts such as mouth, penis, vaginer and asshole (warmers inside them)So that they would not only be hot in the superficial sense but also in the practical sense. The Porta-Hotty can suck peenus better than the average living person. I know you may never have seen a Porta-Hotty, but watch they'll be all the rage within months of this post.
Driver: what's the matter Homer?
Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!
Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"
minutes later...
Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"
Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."
Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!
Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"
minutes later...
Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"
Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."
by Cathi Robertson August 12, 2008
Get the Porta-Hottymug. This really gross green box that is filled with old shit, and is usually found in the very back of anything. Similar to an outhouse, although it's portable.
outhouse porta-potty
by HUFFULUMPAGUS November 20, 2013
Get the porta-pottymug. Genitals either male or female. A "G" rated version of saying Penis or Vagina.
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word
Check out her camel toe, thats a hungry "porta crotch"!
Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?
Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?
by hollywood626 January 6, 2009
Get the porta crotchmug. by Zell Faze May 16, 2009
Get the Porta Johnmug. An Instagram influencer who travels to Dubai to get pooped on by wealthy Arab men for large sums of money.
Seeing that she had no brand deals on Instagram, Yulia concluded the only way the influencer could pay for her trip was by becoming a Dubai Porta Potty.
by Altruisticriminal December 25, 2021
Get the Dubai Porta Pottymug.