portugal

the worst country in the world.

it's crap and nothing is good in there.
the people are shitheads and they're weird speaking
their food is also gross

someone: oh my god i love portugal

me: no u dont becooooz portugal is the worst country in the world

by eucomo3bananaspordia June 17, 2023

going portugal

Taking a poop outdoors in someone's yard.

Zero is going portugal in the neighbors yard right now!

by phreekk October 4, 2012

Portugal

A country in Europe. Some dude from spain was like FUCK THIS SHIT, and took a part of spain and made it his own country.

"Portugal is pretty kick ass eh?"

"Sure is!"

by Os Rei May 3, 2010

Portugal

Portugal is the most beautiful contry in the world with tons of sexy men all over the place. It is known for breathing,eating, and sleeping football....it has some of the best players in Europe.

now what the f*** is ur problem? mad because ur team didnt get as far as Portugal did in the Euro? seriously shut the hell up and get a f'ing life.

by Gabi - forca portugal!!! March 17, 2005

portugal

it is the greatest country in existance and produces the best soccer wine food bitches agriculture and most of all you wont find any one as proud as a portuguese person. italians and greeks only wish they could b as great as us.

portugal is the best country and nevr cheated against ne1 in euro the greeks paid off the refs.

by Manuel March 16, 2005

Breakfast in portugal

This action involve lying your partner on the breakfast table. This will require an egg. After having her lay on the table, you take the egg & place it inside her vagina. Do not put it in too far, just enough so that it will not break. Next, you put your penis inside her and break the egg. After breaking the egg, have some sex and enjoy the slimy egg yolk. Afterwards, you eat the egg out of her (The egg part of breakfast) and then she gives you a blowjob (The breakfast sausage)
Yummy!

Jimmy: Hey, have you had McDonalds new breakfats sandwich?

John: No, but have you tried Breakfast In Portugal?

by Jimmy Thardaque October 16, 2008

Portugal

A place with the best beaches, people and wine... Also a place very hated by a few jealous countries such as spain it seems.. . Tough luck :P

Spanish noob: "OMG PORTUGAL CHEATED IN EURO!!!"
Portugal dood: "No dood, spain just sucked too much :)"

by Just someone May 14, 2005