Pornies

A term used to describe pornography of the recently trending My Little Pony series. Amalgamation of "ponies" and "porn".

Usually a good way to piss off lesser or innocent bronies, while the truly dedicated My Little Pony fans will just fap to them.

Mods are asleep, post pornies!

OH MAN, TIME TO PISS OFF SOME BRONIES BY POSTING PORNIES!

by Zhs2 September 21, 2011

Pornithology

The popular hobby of males of all ages involving the spotting of the female species or "birds". Pornithology is strictly limited towards the spotting of those of an attractive nature with whom you as spotter would like to perform acts of a pornographic nature as the spotting of those who do not qualify defiles the purpose of the hobby. The spotting of genuine subjects should be accompanied with thoughts and aims only of an extremely perverse sexual nature.

Is that the lesser spotted far eastern bukkake lover? No I am quite mistaken it is the more commonly seen Eastern European blonde big tit and look there are lots of them -fantastic! Let's see if we can catch one. Not to be confused with flying animal spotting or "ornithology" who gives a **** about that? Pornithology. Enjoy.

by Eric Sean Dipper October 14, 2006

pornime

Porn in the animated sense. Hentai

Aaron likes that pornime, cuz hes not cool enough for the real stuff.

by MordocTheSunGod April 18, 2008

pornity

when u r in the mood for porn but u cant get any b\c u r a lazy asshole who cant get it up.

dude i am feeling pornity!

by Stephen derio July 3, 2008

Pornitics

Watching guys in suits talking about how good it is when somebody else gets fucked.

Joe: "What are you doing tonight?"
Tom: "Watching pornitics, you know the one where the Republicans blast a load all over poor people?"
Joe: "Oh, I'm more into the ones where the Democrats pile drive the rich in the ass."

by Picklesthefirecat August 31, 2012

Pornstein

That one guy who watches way to much porn and knows everything there is to know about porn from pornstars to weird fetiches.

Porstein: "Did you see Mia Khalifa's new foot video? She collabed with Piper Perri! It was the best 23 and a halv minutes og my life!"
Ordinary guy: "No fucking way, you creepy pornstein"

by Mr. Getyoassoffmahporche October 14, 2016

Pornie

An individual that has a frequent habit of being on Pornhub, Onlyfans, Chaterbate or any pornstar.

Dad: I just wish you’d do something better with your life instead of hanging out with the pornies…

Mackayla: I’ll be alright daddy, I promise. I’m 18 now.

by Woof1225 May 18, 2023