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Pornisha

A Pornisha is a hoe that is ratchet. You can usually spot a Pornisha on a street corner in the hood, looking like a whorangutang with her mystery rolls hanging like udders from a cheap, stained bra. But if you’re into chode-a-la-mode, a Pornisha will work for food stamps right in your car or in the men’s room, and will fight to be your baby momma.
Gurlll, change that slutty dress, you look like a nasty Pornisha.
by Larry.Barry December 8, 2022
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Ponnish

The feeling of knowing what to say, but not having the words to express it.
"I think I have a crush on you"
"Uhh.. uhm.. uhh..."
In this example, person 2 wants to say something along the lines of "I like you too", but cannot form a sentence to say it. They are ponnished.
by disintegr8ed July 13, 2023
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Food pornist

Foodie who takes pictures of food and displays it on Facebook or any other website for their friends to see and drool over.

Person who describes all their gourmet meals online for friends to envy and want to see.
Oh you are such a foodie and food pornist always posting your gourmet cooking on line for us to drool over.

Person who posts pictures of food or descriptions of food so good they are considered a food pornist.
by girl from Madrid July 7, 2011
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pornithologist

A one-handed birdwatcher.
Jermaine: Most ornithologists hold those heavy binoculars with two hands, don't they?
Ace: Yeah, and most of them look at birds of the feathered type too. Not pornithologists, though - they have, erm, a different focus...
by Grollace&Womit February 4, 2010
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pornis

When al was sad, he played with his pornis
by the kerrek February 23, 2005
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porish

an asian who is trying to say polish
hey pho phuck lie, yea doyoulikemy? dont sell him nothing because he is a porish
by ryan and christine February 21, 2009
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Pornithology

The popular hobby of males of all ages involving the spotting of the female species or "birds". Pornithology is strictly limited towards the spotting of those of an attractive nature with whom you as spotter would like to perform acts of a pornographic nature as the spotting of those who do not qualify defiles the purpose of the hobby. The spotting of genuine subjects should be accompanied with thoughts and aims only of an extremely perverse sexual nature.
Is that the lesser spotted far eastern bukkake lover? No I am quite mistaken it is the more commonly seen Eastern European blonde big tit and look there are lots of them -fantastic! Let's see if we can catch one. Not to be confused with flying animal spotting or "ornithology" who gives a **** about that? Pornithology. Enjoy.
by Eric Sean Dipper October 14, 2006
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