porking

to want to have sex with someone hard

i'm gunna give sally a right good porking

by connor and dean August 22, 2008

Spam-Porking

Spam-Poker or Spam-Porking is someone will having to have sex with a fat and/or ugly rich person just for the money! Spam is the little pieces of pork all put together to make up a faux HAM! IT's a fake-me-out HAM! So Spam-Porking is fake me out sex or sex for money only.

She found a rich suga-daddy and is going over to his McMansion for some Spam-PORKING tonight! She is going to Spam-Pork him for a diamond tennis bracelet!

by pottie mouth September 11, 2011

porking the pooch

Fucking the dog, wasting time.

Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

Porkfinger

Slang term referring to people trapped in collapsed underground rail stations.

Don't let me die here like some fuckin' porkfinger.

by Linseed February 12, 2010

Porking

A derogatory term used for sexual intercourse.
This term is widely recognised in the southern county of Hampshire - mainly in Basingstoke and the dark corners of Winchester.

'Oi mate did you pork her last night?'

'Yeah mate, right in the loin - I was porking her all night'

by Porkatron June 29, 2014

porking

A bet involving going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money

So what do you guys want to do?

Let's go porking!

Alright, winner gets $100.

by FTT360 December 8, 2006

Portlingus

Very poor cunnilingus caused by your boyfriend being too drunk from visiting breweries in Portland Oregon.

Girl one "Damn Steve's tongue was all over the place last night. He thought my clit was a punching bag. I knew I shouldn't have taken him to Rogue and Deschutes."

Girl two "That's Portlingus for you."

by Sloppy tongue September 4, 2011