That thing where you take a box of wine, remove the bag from inside, and hang it from a tree. The people then drink from the spout while slapping the bag.
Hey bro! Need any help hanging that portable slapper? I’m thirsty for some Cabernet and this tree looks perfect!
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An antisocialite trapped in a sick socialite's world.
Someone who doesn't want to be a socialite but lives in a world where socialites surround him/her.
A person who hates socialite habits but doesn't discriminate.
Someone who is hateful of social climbers
Someone who doesn't want to be a socialite but lives in a world where socialites surround him/her.
A person who hates socialite habits but doesn't discriminate.
Someone who is hateful of social climbers
Lindsay Lohan's character in the movie 'Mean Girls' resembles an antisocialite trapped in a socialite's world. She must be a good old portable bitch.
by Tonskie January 14, 2008
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by xPclynnx January 27, 2014
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As a man of culture, I can't let the pandemic get in the way of my degeneracy. Good thing I have my portable hole with me to keep me COVID safe wherever its necessary.
by DongMissiles4Ever May 7, 2021
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by 4 Points October 23, 2009
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A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'
Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'
Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer
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