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Portable slapper

That thing where you take a box of wine, remove the bag from inside, and hang it from a tree. The people then drink from the spout while slapping the bag.
Hey bro! Need any help hanging that portable slapper? I’m thirsty for some Cabernet and this tree looks perfect!
by Phizgig April 20, 2020
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portable

A software application that can be run without prior installation.
The IT guy ran a questionably legal adobe flash cs3 portable from his jumpdrive.
by the original recon June 12, 2008
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Portable Bitch

An antisocialite trapped in a sick socialite's world.

Someone who doesn't want to be a socialite but lives in a world where socialites surround him/her.

A person who hates socialite habits but doesn't discriminate.

Someone who is hateful of social climbers
Lindsay Lohan's character in the movie 'Mean Girls' resembles an antisocialite trapped in a socialite's world. She must be a good old portable bitch.
by Tonskie January 14, 2008
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Portable Pillows

Also known as breasts, tits, or boobs. They are known as portable pillows because in the morning you can lay your head on them.
Man, my girlfriend has such nice portable pillows. They are so comfortable!
by xPclynnx January 27, 2014
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portable hole

A glory hole that one can carry with them and set up and use anywhere, usually consisting of a sheet of plywood with a hole at crotch level, handles and a plexiglass viewing window developed during the COVID-19 pandemic.
As a man of culture, I can't let the pandemic get in the way of my degeneracy. Good thing I have my portable hole with me to keep me COVID safe wherever its necessary.
by DongMissiles4Ever May 7, 2021
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portable dutch oven

when you fart under a blanket and then throw it on someone after letting it fester for a few minutes so the smell travels with the blanket
"That's my favorite blanket. Why the portable dutch oven?"
by 4 Points October 23, 2009
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portable facebook machine

A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.

A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'

Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer
by g-diggity November 25, 2007
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