Portener

A breed of Canadian afflicted with excessive paleness, causing them burn and blister in natural sunlight.

Damn I gotta hit a tanning bed, i'm starting to look Portener.

by gottabeKB May 9, 2012

Portential

The potential of how well a means of transportation works.

"I question the portential of your car after that flat tire..."

by Edgar Connel December 20, 2017

Pergency

a sudden, urgent, usually unexpected (although frequent) Persian occurrence requiring immediate action by all Persian members. This usually results in a a Persian pow-wow at an undisclosed location such as the stairway of a building.

OMG, there's a Pergency! Call the leader, we need to meet.

by James103_Persians November 12, 2011

porkenz

porn of fat people, not always for fat people

Dan: Yo momma's so fat shes the starred in Steve's latest porno.
Stan: Eeeeww! Porkenz!

by Swimming_Mothra September 10, 2009

progeny

one's spawn, plural most commonly; offspring specific to an individual.

My progeny inherited excellent traits

by Jichols November 2, 2013

porrenting

The act of downloading a torrent containing porn, I.E. a porrent

Steve, stop porrenting!

by TCGM August 1, 2012

Porge

The conscious or unconscious yearning for pie. Preferably not of the fruit variety.

Note: the leading 'P' is always capitalized.

Without warning Steve felt the Porge coming on. If only Leroy had not sent those Pinterest food pins.

by ud4steve July 10, 2016