porche

a term that that the ladies use to suggest a five inch penis.

hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.

guy"like my FAST car , its a new lambourgini z3, would you like to ride in it with me to my house?"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"

by sean February 27, 2005

PORCH

massive bi and tri man with little penis and sucks his own cock and likes men

Did u see that gay guy, what a porch.

by cradbro May 5, 2010

Porch

To jab someone really hard in the penis.

Phil was porched so hard that his dick almost fell off.

by norcher January 16, 2015

Porche

Overpriced ass dragger, Old man car.

Yo that kids cobra ate that weak ass porche for lunch!

by porcheeater June 17, 2008

Porch Builder

a large stem found in a bag of marijuana

This bag of weed sucks! It's all seeds and porch builders!

by spielhorst February 3, 2010

porch dick

An intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his/her porch

Jessie's husband in The Walking Dead is a porch dick to Rick

by Fluck Duck March 8, 2015

Porch dick

A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.

"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"

by Arrty March 8, 2015