Porch Beef

1. Crude meat derived from questionable origins, usually pungent and fetid in odor.

2. Slang for Penis

3. Slang for artificially augmented breasts.

Paris Hilton's underleg area reeks of porch beef.

by Foon J Cracker October 24, 2009

Pornaholic

A person addicted to viewing pornography.

"I was a pornaholic from the time I was eleven - this was in 1958 - for forty years. Broke up two of my marriages."
"You are an old man giving out free bibles at a fair please stop telling me this."

by nat.noir March 2, 2015

pormhub

The website weve all typed in by accident too many times

Pormhub.com "Oh shit I misspelled it"

by Not making one August 13, 2017

Polah

The opposite of a "Guido". Generally less tanned but not necessarily pale. Tall, good-looking, muscular, brawny, brainy and crisp if I may add. Not sweaty & not a juice-head. All-natural hair & minimal facial hair although a little scruff never hurt nobody. Classic Canadian sports such as hockey and lacrosse are what he lives for. Not a one-night stand type of guy but one that comes from a better breed and is looking for something more than just a 'quick fix'. Above all: the perfect mama's boy. *sigh*

polahs, gimme some

by lilred22 October 19, 2010

porh

You keep mispelling porn and keep typing "porb" or "porm", but you outdid yourself and typed Porh instead, you saw the urban dictionary link and clicked it because you were curious.

Porh!... NO PORM... I MEAN PORB...

by Dandle Handle January 25, 2016

Porch Pirates

One or more people that unlawfully enter a property with the goal of stealing newly delivered packages from the doorstep of a private home before the items have been secured.

You Buy It, We Steal It! - Porch Pirates have welcomed themselves to your door

by wise_coinmaster January 2, 2018

porchdick

(noun) an intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his porch

(noun)Person who sits on his or her porch and points out the obvious to people who pass by. Very shady. Also is slightly rude.

Jessie's (from The Walking Dead) husband is a porchdick.

by uncthegreatest40 March 8, 2015