hood pope

A respected veteran of the streets in which he "comes up", the Hood Pope seeks to preserve the unity of the residents of said hood and the sanctity of said hood. He achieves this by adhering to a strict moral and ethical code, which includes great attention to the physical and mental welfare of all those in the hood, with disregard to those persons' socioeconomic status or personal ties. The Hood Pope also oversees peace agreements and is a major voice in the handing down of justice to those who trespass against said hood. The Hood Pope's devotion to said hood is unrivaled and he asks residents for loyalty not to himself, but to their hood. While not a deity or a head of state, the Hood Pope, along with King Smoke, The Rat Prince, and others, form the Council of the Streets.

"Last Saturday night that gang member from down the street jacked my little sister's bike. Thank goodness Hood Pope heard about it. Now my sister has her bike back and that punk-ass bitch who stole it got his legs broke."

"I was waiting in line at the food pantry five hours before they got cleaned out and turned me away. Before I could do a damn thing Hood Pope rolls up in a tractor trailer full of groceries and tells us our children are gonna eat tonight. Thank you Hood Pope."

"La' nigh' it done snow and I done drank all my damn liqu'. Woke up to dat Hood Pope standin' ova me wit' a whole damn stack o' blankets and a Thermos full o' hot tea. N*gga got time fo' this shit but can't git a brotha some rock?"

"Channel 5 reports all known trap houses in the hood were burned to the ground today. Police wish to thank Hood Pope on behalf of the city's law enforcement."

by CotS Human Relations May 1, 2014

and I'm the Pope

Used to show disbeliefe.

John: Dude, i had sex with the hottest girl last night.

Jake: Yea, and I'm the Pope.

by Happy Hoppy May 9, 2012

FedEx Pope

The absolute worst character to ever appear on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." His holiness is nothing more than a guy wearing a crappy white bathrobe and a FedEx box on his head. He is cruelly subjected to shame and ridicule by Conan with his every appearance on the show.

The FedEx Pope even makes the character Mansy look cool.

by Mansy April 24, 2007

European Pipeline

Going back in time and freezing a historical figures cum and using it as a dildo.

“I don’t have any real dildos, so I made an European Pipeline out of Fidel Castro’s cum”

by —EpicGaymer69– April 17, 2019

natural gas pipeline

Colon; Tube that conveys your natural gas to the outside world.

I think that breakfast burrito is making its way through my natural gas pipeline...you'll smell it soon enough.

by Peshtar January 2, 2007

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Does the Pope shit in the woods? An expression derived from the conjugation of two well known expressions that simply mean "obviously". The two expressions are "does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

Q. Hi babe, do you want me to pick up some wine for diner?"
A. "Does the Pope shit in the woods?!"

by Dr Yaj May 26, 2021

poped

A Person getting killed in EVE Online by a Member of the "Sixth Empire" (6E) Alliance.

Definition:
Blessing a Person in the Name of the Space Pope through actions of the Pope himself or another Member of Sixth Empire.
Known as

"spreading Love with/by Lasers"

or

"receiving Love with/by Lasers".

A successful blessing (poping) results in the complete destruction of the poped Pilots Ship and/or Pod.

- He was poped by that 6E Pilot.
- Poped you, Mike Foxtrot!

by Lance Taggart April 7, 2021