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playing chess with the pope

Playing chess with the pope sounds like the classiest way possible to spend your time. Unfortunately, in Iceland, it doesn’t mean enjoying a dignified pastime with a religious leader, but rather is a polite way to say you’re “going number 2”. We have no information on the pope’s thoughts on the matter, nor his abilities as a chess player.
Question: Hey, where is Michael?
Answer:Probably playing chess with the pope.(taking a shit)
by bjozzi December 8, 2017
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Popebalism

1. The act of cannibalism by potatoes.

Potato ( Po)
People (Pe)
Pope ( Potato people)
Popebalism must be stopped.
by HangrySnek November 7, 2020
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popee the performer

popee the performer.
japanese kids show set in a circus in the desert starring popee and kedamono
Guy 1: Wow, you should watch Popee The Performer
Guy 2: No way, Popee the performer is really fucking creepy and disturbing
by Equiuswag January 19, 2016
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the pope

To the bubblecraft!
by wysiwyg February 17, 2004
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pope killer

A giant, raging boner, capable of slaying the leader of the worldwide Catholic church.
I woke up with a serious pope killer at 3AM, so I slipped my girl the midnight creeper.
by PopeKiller July 28, 2009
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Pope Asher

A great man. A handsome MOthafucka. a tall Mothafucka. 6'11" to be exact. A pope who played in the nba
He will beat your ass. He will dunk on your ass.
Wow Pope Asher is so handsome
Pope Asher dunked on his ass
by JoseMarieOni-Chan23 June 7, 2020
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Popeye

The Most Vicious Man In History.
Physically identified by his inhumanly huge forearms (and possibly, calf muscles), squinty eye, pipe-smoking habit, and incessant mumbling and mispronunciation of words, this cartoon/comic strip sailor from many years ago is typically found fighting anyone from his rival "Bluto", to Sinbad the sailor himself, for the affection of the possibly anorexic and incredibly small-breasted "Olive Oyl".

Best known for his fondness of a certain green leafy vegetable, Popeye (already a fairly rough and tough individual) has been known to increase in strength, agility, speed, and nearly every other positive physical attribute as a result of his eating of Spinach. Also, inexplicably, upon the consumption of said Spinach, songs such as "Three Cheers for the Red, White, and Blue" and certain other notable pieces of classic patriotic music tend to play out of nowhere, along with a small portrait of a turbine engine, piston, or cannon firing being strangely superimposed over Popeye's bicep.

Should you ever be in a situation where you have offended/attacked/are caught in a barfight with Popeye, and must defend yourself, restrict his spinach consumption at all costs. If this is impossible, your only option is to run. For the love of God, just turn and run, because as soon as you hear that music start playing, it's too late. What is that? What is that song!? Oh God, he's heard me! Oh my God, not that, no Popeye, noooaaaaaaieeeee-

I 'yam what I 'yam, and that's all that I 'yam! -Popeye
"I'm strong to the finish, 'cause I eat's me spinach... I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!" -Popeye
by Grin Reaper April 7, 2003
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